Lazy Susan Enthusiast Pillows

"This is our lazy Susan. We had her on the dining room table but she was just always in the way. So, we moved her in here."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

"I'm having a pajama day."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Streaming"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.