Lazy Susan Enthusiast Gifts

"This is our lazy Susan. We had her on the dining room table but she was just always in the way. So, we moved her in here."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

"I'm having a pajama day."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Streaming"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"