'Why don't you go out and get some fresh air? You've been stuck in the house all day.'
Lazy Lore Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for your lazy lore seeker? Discover charming and witty products that honor their relaxed approach to storytelling and myth. Perfect for those who love to unwind with a good tale, their favorite fantasy worlds, or simply enjoy the art of leisurely storytelling. These gifts are crafted to delight their creative soul while embracing their chill vibe, making every day a bit more magical and laid-back.
"I AM at my usual position."
"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."
"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."
'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'
Fetch the Boomerang
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.
'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'
Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it
Mermaids
'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'
'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'
'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'
"Man's best friend indeed."
New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.
To avoid undue leaf raking, Ray tagged his neighbors leaves in case any of them blew onto his lawn.
'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'
Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.
Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.
...and now Blue Planet two...
'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'
"Nice curvature."
"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."
Deadly Radon
"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."
"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?
Lazy Mountain Climber.
'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'
A fat man walking his dog from his car.
Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'
"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."
'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'
'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'
Lazy Lore Seeker Gifts Collection
Lazy Lore Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of lore-themed mugs, perfect for lazy mornings and storytelling marathons with charming, humorous designs.
Lazy Lore Seeker Pillows
Browse our soft, lore-inspired pillows that turn any space into a cozy retreat—perfect for lazy afternoons and imaginative relaxation.
Lazy Lore Seeker Prints
Discover stunning myth and legend art prints to decorate the walls of your lore lover’s space—adding a touch of fantasy charm to their environment.
Lazy Lore Seeker T-Shirts
Check out our story-inspired t-shirts, crafted for comfort and humor—ideal for lazy days or casual adventures in mythical style.