Lazy Lore Seeker Prints

'Why don't you go out and get some fresh air? You've been stuck in the house all day.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Mermaids

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"Man's best friend indeed."

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

To avoid undue leaf raking, Ray tagged his neighbors leaves in case any of them blew onto his lawn.

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

...and now Blue Planet two...

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Nice curvature."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

Deadly Radon

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

Lazy Mountain Climber.

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

A fat man walking his dog from his car.

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'