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How Am I Reaping?

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Mermaids

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Loch Ness.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Friendly Troll.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"Dragons were never out of style."

Brawl outside a Whitechapel Pub

"She definitely has your neck bolts."

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

'How can I be sure you love me? All lemmings leap.'

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

Appearance Money

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."

Big Shoes To Fill For A New Pope.

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'