Lazy Lore Seeker Mugs

'Why don't you go out and get some fresh air? You've been stuck in the house all day.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

Mermaids

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

"Man's best friend indeed."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Nice curvature."

Deadly Radon

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Lazy Mountain Climber.

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

'How can I be sure you love me? All lemmings leap.'

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."

'Let's call it a day, and finish him off in the morning.'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'