Lazy Holiday Shopper Gifts

Looking for a gift for the ultimate lazy holiday shopper? Our collection features witty and fun items designed for those who love to take it slow and enjoy every moment of their relaxing season. From cozy mugs to laugh-out-loud decor, these gifts make lounging stylish and fun. Celebrate your favorite holiday pro at doing nothing with thoughtful, humorous presents that embrace the art of leisure.

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'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.' mockup

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'What do you do with the time you save?' mockup

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker." mockup

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV." mockup

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming." mockup

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

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"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids." mockup

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

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Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger. mockup

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

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Black Friday

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'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...' mockup

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

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Seasonal shopping.

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"I am in training for the sales." mockup

"I am in training for the sales."

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"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!" mockup

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

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'Denied?...but it's my last one.' mockup

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

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'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!' mockup

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

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'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.' mockup

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

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inflation at Christmas

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'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.' mockup

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

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'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.' mockup

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

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'Everything must go...manners included!'

'Everything must go...manners included!' mockup

'Everything must go...manners included!'

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'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??' mockup

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

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'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.' mockup

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

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"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday." mockup

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

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Support your local bookstore

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"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?" mockup

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

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"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent." mockup

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

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Television and Christmas Sales

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"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends." mockup

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

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Shop Local

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"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year? mockup

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

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Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending. mockup

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

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Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill. mockup

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

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Christmas is Around the corner,

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Lazy Holiday Shopper Gifts Collection

Lazy Holiday Shopper Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the lazy holiday shopper—great for those long mornings and lazy afternoons, adding humor and warmth to your holiday routines.

Lazy Holiday Shopper Pillows

Snuggle up with our cozy pillows that celebrate holiday laziness—make your lounging space extra comfortable with these humorous and charming accents.

Lazy Holiday Shopper Prints

Decorate your space with playful prints perfect for the leisurely holiday season—fun artwork that captures the joy of doing nothing, with a humorous twist.

Lazy Holiday Shopper T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts designed for the lazy holiday enthusiast—ideal for relaxing gatherings or casual family days, adding humor to your festive wardrobe.