Lazy Holiday Shopper T-Shirts

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Everything for a buck.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Black Friday

Seasonal shopping.

"I am in training for the sales."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

inflation at Christmas

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

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Television and Christmas Sales

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

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Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

Santa's budget reform...