Lazy Bath Lover T-Shirts

As he approached his birthday, Gerald really wanted less of a stomach above the waterline. So, he just added more water and enjoyed his bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'