Long Bath Lover T-Shirts

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."