Lazy Bath Lover Mugs

As he approached his birthday, Gerald really wanted less of a stomach above the waterline. So, he just added more water and enjoyed his bath.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'