Layover Warrior Gifts

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Exercise Class

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Exercise Bars

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

Sisyphus during Covid

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Zumba

Yoga To-Do

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'