Layover Warrior Gifts

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid

Zumba

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Yoga To-Do

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'