Laxative Enthusiast Pillows

Not A Laxative

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Temporarily Unavailable

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'First of all, relax.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'