Laxative Enthusiast Mugs

Not A Laxative

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

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Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

The Snooze Bar.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'