Lawn Rpg Player Gifts

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The grudge match.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

Mower Repair

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"