Lawn Rpg Player Gifts

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Beginning Yarder.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'The grudge match.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Mower Repair

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'