Lawn-care Jokester Gifts

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Balding gnomes

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

COWS: Spare cow

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"I wasn't dead yet."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'Here! I saved his anal sacs for you.'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Turkey with an ax to grind.

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"Is this the ride on lawn mower you advertised?"

Death with a strimmer (weed whacker)

(No caption. Product information on a bag reads, "Miracle Kil for lawns." with the Grim Reaper applying it to his lawn.)

"My paw's getting tired. Is your paw getting tired?"

"You're late again. I'll have to get another driver."

You certainly have a way with chickens.

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

Stone Crop

'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?'

Fan on Manure

Hungry Snail.

"Yes but what if you cut the grass and there isn't a nuclear war?"

'I'm looking for a plant that's deaf. I don't have time to talk to it.'

'Whoa! All I did was ask her how her garden grows. You were right about Mary...she really is quite contrary!'

Dog attacking a cat's tail with a rake.