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'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I think our best bet is the 'evil twin' defense.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Careful. It's the Litigious Kid, and his boys.'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

No Parking in Firelane.

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'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

Pre-nuptial Agreement: 'Hang on, I'll carry you over the threshold next.'

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

"Hey – where's the camera crew??"

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

You can't call your lawyer, he'll be here any day now.

"Do you know how fast I was traveling? Officer, that's between you and this self-driving car."

'I stopped for the last stop sign... I just didn't want to go through all that again.'

'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'