Lawful Edgerunner Pillows

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I think our best bet is the 'evil twin' defense.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'Careful. It's the Litigious Kid, and his boys.'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

No Parking in Firelane.

delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the Supreme Court? Yes, unfortunately. You'd have to go back in time and start preparing early. By that I mean WAY back. As in you'd have to ensure that the cells that formed you had genes that would give you intellectual curiosity, above-average intelligence, and ambition. But you do still have time to become a layabout. You seem to have prepared very well for that. What? You'd still get to wear a ro

Traffic Court. To be fair, he did pay his ticket.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

Pre-nuptial Agreement: 'Hang on, I'll carry you over the threshold next.'

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

"Hey – where's the camera crew??"

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

You can't call your lawyer, he'll be here any day now.

"Do you know how fast I was traveling? Officer, that's between you and this self-driving car."

'I stopped for the last stop sign... I just didn't want to go through all that again.'

'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'