Law Talker Gifts

'Court is now in recess, Barnes. You can stop talking in legalese.'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Arizona In Black

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Lady Justice.

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Statue of Security

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Antonin Scalia

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"