Law Talker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the law talker who loves to discuss legal jargon or has a sharp wit? Our collection features humorous and clever items that will resonate with anyone passionate about law and justice. From quirky mugs to bold t-shirts and elegant prints, surprise that legal enthusiast with a unique gift that speaks their language.

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'Court is now in recess, Barnes. You can stop talking in legalese.'

'Court is now in recess, Barnes. You can stop talking in legalese.' mockup

'Court is now in recess, Barnes. You can stop talking in legalese.'

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"You're fired."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.' mockup

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

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"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting." mockup

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

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Sue the Author 3PM

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"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to." mockup

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?" mockup

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

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Arizona In Black

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Truth

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"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips." mockup

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

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"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast." mockup

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.' mockup

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

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Violent Crime Statistics

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"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?" mockup

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

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Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard. mockup

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

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Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.' mockup

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

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Statue of Security

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"He belongs to a lawyer."

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Lady Justice.

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity." mockup

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

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'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!' mockup

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?' mockup

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

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Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments. mockup

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

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The hour of justice

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Antonin Scalia

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'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.' mockup

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

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"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?" mockup

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

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Law Talker Gifts Collection

Law Talker Mugs

Explore our collection of law talker mugs—designed for legal minds who enjoy their coffee with a side of wit and humor.

Law Talker Pillows

Discover our law talker pillows—blend humor and comfort with designs that celebrate legal minds in a fun, decorative way.

Law Talker Prints

Browse our legal-themed prints—ideal for law talkers who want to decorate their space with clever and inspiring legal humor.

Law Talker T-Shirts

Check out our law talker t-shirts—witty, stylish, and perfect for making a statement whether in the courtroom or out and about.