Law-loving Elder Gifts

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Rock on Grandma!

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

With Jury Duty for All

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

At the Old Bikers' Home

WPC

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

'My husband's a criminal lawyer...'

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"Don't bother complaining about anything to granddad...he'll just say 'these are the best days of your life!!!'"

100th Birthday

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The wild walker"

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"You've lost a little weight since your last physical, but you're also two inches shorter."

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

"He's been in there for about three weeks. . . I warned him that he was too old to sit in a seventies bean bag."

"Welcome to my third annual Senior Soak-A-Palooza!"

"Walter is more into Hip-Op these days."