Law Laugh Lover Pillows

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

Now that we learned to talk, maybe we should hold some hearings.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

Stop and Birch

A baby in court

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Upholding the Law

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

Policing the Police

Judge chasing fly with gavel.

Clarence Thomas

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."