Law Firm Jester Pillows

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'