Law And Order Rebel Gifts

In one last act of civil disobedience, Carl pulled over and died.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

The Devil's in the detail!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Mou...Man trap!

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'He started it!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Justice

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Newton's Law and Order.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"It was me who did it!"

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."