Law And Order Nerd Gifts

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'The highest court in the land.'

'Why is it always about me?'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Beware of the Legislation

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Privatized Jails

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Arrest of La Tuta

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy