Law And Ethics Gifts

Too Pig To Fail

Trial by Media

Lynching on social media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Good boy."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

The Anti-Agent

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Ban on Free Speech

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'