Launch Tradition Fan Gifts

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

The Running of the Brie

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Origins of a family tradition.

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Rembrandt's Selfies

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Yale shadow

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Thomas Wyatt

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Fashion week

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

"I'll be glad when his class moves on from the dark ages to the renaissance."

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"