Laughing In The Face Of Cavities Gifts

"Hello, I'm Dr. Wolcott. I'm the one you'll be writing checks to for the rest of your life."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Improvised Dentistry.

"That explains all the cavities."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"Whoopsy."

'This is his third operation in two years. I'm putting in a zipper.'

'The target most GPs are looking for is one that gets rid of QOF targets.'

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

Operating Room Table Scraps

'I don't want to catch whatever the heck you've got.'

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

'The inflamed hemorrhoid is here to see you, Doctor.'

'Mr Anderson, you have psoriasis.' 'Pso?'

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

'Numb yet?'

"PHEW!!"

New Graduate: Entering real life.