Laughing In The Chair Pillows

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"This stool shall pass."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Hypnotoon

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'Nana!'

"You came up in therapy today."

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

The New Age Dentist.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'