Laughing In The Chair Pillows

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Hypnotoon

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

The New Age Dentist.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"You came up in therapy today."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.