Laughing Over Lunch Pillows

"Chill out, Ben. They're Kosher."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Hypnotoon

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Nana!'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Food van driving through an office.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

The serious corporation

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Sat Nav: 'You will be sat down all day long...and all day tomorrow...and...'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.