Laughing Over Lunch Prints

"Chill out, Ben. They're Kosher."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Hypnotoon

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Food van driving through an office.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Sat Nav: 'You will be sat down all day long...and all day tomorrow...and...'

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'