Laugh-loving Lighthearted Pillows

Carpet cleaning

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Push for Disco...

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Do you come here often?'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Wanna go out?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Beach Attraction

Giving thanks.

It was the last time Colin would buy anything online!

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

I slept funny last night!

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'