Laughing At Cartoons Gifts

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

Billy. The Kid.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Needs to get a life"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

'What doctors really write on prescriptions.'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

The Trickledown Effect

'I won't be staying too long if you don't have the cartoon channel.'

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"The patient in 402 appears to be exhibiting anxiety symptoms, Doctor."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

The New A*****e

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"And that won't wake me either."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'It's a bill collector!'