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"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

Billy. The Kid.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Needs to get a life"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

'What doctors really write on prescriptions.'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

The New A*****e

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'I won't be staying too long if you don't have the cartoon channel.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

The Trickledown Effect

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"The patient in 402 appears to be exhibiting anxiety symptoms, Doctor."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'It's a bill collector!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.