Laughing About Foot Care Gifts

Arch Rivals.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

Corn and Bunion plants.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Paul's Bunions

Fallen Arches

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers.

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

Pumice Stone Accidents.

As it turned out, Fred's painful tilt towards idiotic right-wing politics was easily corrected.

'I'm a podiatrist, but I wouldn't say a chiropractor is my arch rival.'

Florence was known as The Lady with the Clamp

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

"He's comfortable."

Shoe shinespit shine.

In the podiatrist's office.

"Yes, sir, it's definitely a verruca!"

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers