Laugh Riot Gifts

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

King and Jester

Medical Cabinet

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'You are here' T-shirt,

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Laugh break

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

"Open mike night"

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'He's lost his voice...'

Precious comedy writers.

"It's just the milk talking."