Laugh-loving Gourmet T-Shirts

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Amy Sedaris

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"I like my steak well done."

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Stand back - while I whip something up

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

The mushroom pickers

Noodle exchange program.

"What will change my life?"

"Some volcano roll!"

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Holy Pizza

"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."

House of Beans.

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

Christmas canape?

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Man eating a bad oyster

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'