Lateness Overcomer Pillows

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"He's never up before eleven."

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"How about fashionably never?"

"Wait!"

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

The breakfast of teens.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

Train Arrivals

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"Sixteen geo-coordinated gadgets and still you're late."

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

"I don't know which is harder-- getting Smythe started in the morning, or his computer."

"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

"Doesn't it feel as though we just got through working more hours for less pay?"

'C'mon son - shake a leg.'

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

"We're naming this new virus after you, Bernie, because it never makes a move until after eleven o'clock in the morning."