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'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"He's never up before eleven."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"Wait!"

"How about fashionably never?"

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

The breakfast of teens.

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

"Sixteen geo-coordinated gadgets and still you're late."

Train Arrivals

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

"I don't know which is harder-- getting Smythe started in the morning, or his computer."

'C'mon son - shake a leg.'

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

"Doesn't it feel as though we just got through working more hours for less pay?"

"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."

Surreal Time Keeping

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.