Lateness Sympathizers Pillows

'We're going to start without him.'

'People, get a half-life!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"How about fashionably never?"

"Wait!"

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Sixteen geo-coordinated gadgets and still you're late."

Train Arrivals

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

Surreal Time Keeping

'Maybe if you showed some sign of life once in a while this sort of thing wouldn't happen.'

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Teenage Sloth: 'My parents say I'm dead lazy. They're very proud.'

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

I haven't gone on a date in ages, but you intrigue me, Jeremiah Johnson. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Before this goes further, I must know the answer to a critical questions about your

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

"Wait. There's another train right behind this one."

'I'll meet you at eleven. Just remember that I'm never on time.'