Last Wishes Pillows

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Do Not Resuscitate

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

The Month of August

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

Gap Year: Then and Now.

Didn't we fire you last week?

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired."

"The purpose of the exit interview is to underline that you are fired."

Genie.

'I'm resigning due to fiscal mismanagement...so my last act as CEO is to give myself a big severance package.'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

Loud Quitting

"No golden parachute, Johnson. But we do have a lovely parting goody bag."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."