Last Wishes Prints

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Do Not Resuscitate

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

The Month of August

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'As part of our severance package, you're allowed to take three smacks at this blow-up doll of the company CEO.'

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

"The purpose of the exit interview is to underline that you are fired."

Didn't we fire you last week?

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Gap Year: Then and Now.

"I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired."

Genie.

'I'm resigning due to fiscal mismanagement...so my last act as CEO is to give myself a big severance package.'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

Loud Quitting

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"No golden parachute, Johnson. But we do have a lovely parting goody bag."