Farewells Pillows

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

Best Scapegoat

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

The Month of August

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Sunrise and Sunset

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Grief counselling'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."