Saying Goodbye Pillows

'This is goodbye, Fred, but of course, I'll never forget you.'

"You were always my favorite to manipulate."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

The Month of August

Sunrise and Sunset

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"They grow up so fast."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

"You'll get over him."

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

'I'll do half of it.'

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Gap Year: Then and Now.