Saying Goodbye T-Shirts

'This is goodbye, Fred, but of course, I'll never forget you.'

"You were always my favorite to manipulate."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"I suggest you say your final 'I told you so'."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

The Month of August

Sunrise and Sunset

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"You'll get over him."

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

"They grow up so fast."

'As part of our severance package, you're allowed to take three smacks at this blow-up doll of the company CEO.'

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

'I'll do half of it.'