Farewell Gatherings Pillows

Goodbye and Good Riddance

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

The prying mantis,

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

celebrating a birth.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Children's Party

Paul goes home for the holidays

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."