Laser Tag Legend Pillows

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Hanging off every word...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Dog with Anchor Lead

Team Leader

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"Remember, as employees here at Auto y Rod Inc., I expect you to set a good example!"

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."