Laser Tag Pillows

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

Graffiti like

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

High School Science Project Competition

Santa Sucks

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"Tag...you're it!"

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

'I have to go and mark my domain.'

'Lingerie works, but I usually lure Doug to the bedroom with a laser pointer.'

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

"Tattoo removal" "Any more?"

"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."

It's the latest thing. He's a laser pointer.

"Yes, Birdboy, you might think it's a ray traveling in a straight line. Actually, though, the laser light spreads out slightly as it..."