Laser Tag Aficionado Pillows

'Lingerie works, but I usually lure Doug to the bedroom with a laser pointer.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Epic Battles

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

Graffiti like

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'