Lapland Lover Gifts

Santa Sleigh with Lapland Flags.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

The High Line at Giza

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Volcaniax

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Canadian Canoe.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Leap Frog

Moms gone wild

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."