Language Trainers Gifts

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

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